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The United Nations conducted a worldwide survey with one single question:

"Would you please give your opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure:

* In Latin America, they didn't know what please meant ...
* In China, they didn't know what opinion meant ...
* In the Middle East, they didn't know what solution meant ...
* In Europe, they didn't know what shortage meant ...
* In Africa, they didn't know what food meant ...

* In the United States, they didn't know what the rest of the world meant ...

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 Ethnic, World, United, China, Europe

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God and China

Hot 1 week agoby Tats

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

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 Heaven, God, Chinese, China, Creator

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Goofy Problem

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Mickey and Minnie are going to get a divorce and the Judge asks Mickey... So you say shes crazy?
He replies... NO, I SAID SHE IS FUCKING GOOFY!!

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3 pretty good ones ... ; )